Special Edition · June 10, 2026
The Royal Newscrier
Late-breaking court news
Baron Blue Arrives at Diva Court
Great excitement swept through Diva Court this week following the unexpected arrival of a visiting nobleman from distant lands.
His Lordship, Blue Baron of the Rhododendron Court, arrived after an arduous journey by carriage and was immediately admitted to the Court’s Recuperation Pavilion, where he is presently recovering from travel fatigue while receiving distinguished guests.
Sources report that the Royal Ladies of the Rose Court have responded to the Baron’s arrival with considerable enthusiasm.
Lady Carmela was observed adjusting her petals no fewer than seven times during the first hour of his residence.
Lady Parade Kyo has maintained a dignified silence regarding the matter, though several witnesses reported seeing her direct repeated glances toward the visitor’s quarters.
Miss Diva herself has called for decorum and restraint, a declaration that appears to have had little effect upon the assembled court.
Meanwhile, the Pink Princesses have become nearly impossible to manage.
One witness, who requested anonymity, reported hearing excited whispers of:
“Do you suppose he owns woodlands?”
and
“Look at the vigor of that new growth!”
The Baron has thus far declined all requests for interviews.
When approached for comment, His Lordship reportedly replied:
“I have been in a cardboard box for three days. Kindly allow me a moment to collect myself.”
News from the front garden
Stone-Breath Continues to Expand
In other developments, reports confirm that the mysterious site known as Stone-Breath continues to expand.
The recently recovered Lantern Branch has arrived safely and is presently undergoing evaluation by local authorities.
Scholars remain divided regarding its purpose.
The leading theories currently include:
- Ancient waymarker.
- Watch lantern post.
- Boundary marker between worlds.
- Interesting stick.
Experts caution that the final determination may require additional field study.
Field dispatch
Roadside Expedition Successful
The Vælkin Woman has returned from her latest journey bearing further artifacts of possible significance.
Among the recovered items:
- One weathered branch.
- Several observations regarding unusual roadside flora.
- Confirmation that the Great Granite Stone remains in its original location.
Plans for retrieval are reportedly underway.
Officials at Stone-Breath have issued the following statement:
“The stone knows where it belongs.”
No further details were provided.
Society notes
Permanent Residence Rumored
Rumors continue to circulate that Baron Blue may eventually establish a permanent residence within the realm.
Representatives from the Rose Court, Pink Princess Delegation, and several independent ferns have all expressed support for the proposal.
Negotiations remain ongoing.
The Sanctuary of Green will continue to monitor this developing story.